The Same Meal for One Month

The food I have been eating here has been less than delicious and delightful. Sometimes it is tasty, but usually it is not tasty to eat the same meal for one month.

Lately, I have been eating a combination of vegetables and beans with every meal. Yesterday, I realized I had had the last plate of beans. The beans aren't even good to begin with. They are mashed up and hard. I don't quite even understand how a bean can be hard if it has been cooked, but these beans are hard.


So I decided I needed to get rid of these beans without eating them. So I looked out the window and decided that the window is a great place to throw the beans out. However, the window is too small to fit the plate through. So I attempt to fork the beans out the window. While doing so, the beans fell all over the plants in the window sill. I decide to look out the window to make sure that there are no traces of the beans when I realize that the beans had been falling into the window sill! In plain sight, all the beans are plopped out on the ledge. And there is no way to get to them.

So in a panic, I run to the toilet and try to flush the rest of the beans down the toilet. But then it gets a little slow and I decide to wait to flush some more beans down. Then five minutes later Irina Victorevna walks in and goes into the bathroom with all the beans sitting in the toilet.

We haven't discussed this situation yet, but I have not been served beans again (yet).