The Worst Meal Ever, Pt. II

So these past few days, the Worst Meal Ever has come back again. But this time, it's even more disgusting! I have no idea how it is possible for this meal to get even more un-tasty, but it happened.

Now, in addition to the nasty vegetables there is some sort of seaweed green vegetable. you can see with the photo just how disgusting this food is. It is so slimy and chewy. It seems like she doused it with vinegar and added some onions and maybe some dill.

I realized I need to eat this seaweed because if I don't, she will get extremely upset (another story). So I tried to take one bite and just swallow it really quickly without chewing. By the second bite, I realized that I just could not continue to eat this. I was ready to throw up. So the first night I took a napkin and threw it in the trash and tried to hide it. But this is not a good method, because she looks in our trash can and can see what I throw away.

The next night I get the same meal again and this time she is not home. So I know what I will do this time--it's out the window again for the nasty seaweed! The seaweed unfortunately landed on the window sill again. But this time I don't care, because it's so dark outside that the chances of her seeing the seaweed on the window sill when it is actually light outside are really slim.

However, when I was throwing the last bit of seaweed out of the window, I accidentally tugged on the curtain and the curtain fell down on me. So then I had to stand up on her stool and try to put the curtain back up and hope she doesn't walk in on me throwing the seaweed out the window and putting the curtain up at the same time.

Then it's time for the tea. And she used to have delicious tea, but now there is a new variation of some kind of green tea that suspiciously tastes like cigarettes .... so I bought my own tea to drink instead of the cigarette tea. However, she had already put one of the cigarette tea bags in my tea cup. So I switched my tea bag with the cigarette tea bag. But I realized that I can put the cigarette tea back in the box because she would realize the supply is not diminishing and get suspicious. So I had to throw the cigarette tea away also. But I had to make it look like it had been used first, so I had to get it wet in the sink and then throw it away.

You may be wondering why I just don't tell her that I dislike some of the food she cooks. The reason is that the last time I didn't want to eat something she made, she became extremely irate. She told me it was an absolute shame and that I was a wasteful person (may be true). Then she followed me into my room and made me look in my dictionary words for "horrible person". I'm not quite ready to experience that again, so for the time being I'm stuck with the window sill.